Mar 2, 2012

I Suppose You'd Like a Tail, Too

The lady at the counter looked factory fresh and Mark Battaglia already despised her with all his heart, before they exchanged a word.

Mark’s liver was about to hit expiration date. His kidneys? two more weeks. Mark stepped onto the ceramic plate for scanning.
“Shoes off, please,” the lady said.

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Inspired by this recent article on Esquire.

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What else is good on the Internet today?
Chimpanzees deceive a human competitor by hiding.
Caffeine disrupts sleep for morning people, but not night owls.
Green is the new black.

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