Mar 2, 2012

I Suppose You'd Like a Tail, Too

The lady at the counter looked factory fresh and Mark Battaglia already despised her with all his heart, before they exchanged a word.

Mark’s liver was about to hit expiration date. His kidneys? two more weeks. Mark stepped onto the ceramic plate for scanning.
“Shoes off, please,” the lady said.


Inspired by this recent article on Esquire.


What else is good on the Internet today?
Chimpanzees deceive a human competitor by hiding.
Caffeine disrupts sleep for morning people, but not night owls.
Green is the new black.

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